What is tactical spork-majiggy (TSM)? It is high-quality stainless steel eating utensil for America's elite warriors! One side is a spoon, the other side is a fork, and it has a bottle opener and can opener in between.

You may add custom text on your TSM at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE! That's right, bitches, we're out here being selfless like that. Simply add your custom text in the "special instructions for seller" box when you checkout. Custom text length is limited to 2 inches. Don't act like you don't know what 2 inches looks like.