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Scent Profile: Remember that time you were in the field, and you paid someone $20 for an expired bag of MRE skittles that were melted together? And before they handed the skittles over, they rubbed them on their balls, and you ate 'em anyways cuz you're not gay or whatever? This pomade's scent will take you back to that sweet candy aroma infused with an anonymous masculine musk. In other words: Top notes of a sweet floral scent with a chocolate nutty body, and a woodsy base.

Barney-Style Directions:
1. Use your right index finger to scoop up fingertip amount (2-3 grams) of pomade.
2. Wipe the pomade from your finger onto your left palm.
3. Work the pomade between your palms.
4. Apply pomade to towel-dried hair on your head.
5. Comb through and style as desired or authorized.
6. Chew the gum!

Ingredients: Water, Ceteareth-25, PVP, Propylene Glycol, PEG-7 Glycerol Cocoate, Polysorbate-20, Fragrance, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, DMDM Hydantoin