Smelling like a fat piece of shit is now optional thanks to our innovative and groundbreaking technology- the Smell Good Stick!

The Combat Combover Smell Good Stick is our badass, cool-guy version of the dry rub cologne. Simply rub the stick on the part of your your body you want to smell good. 

The days of just having glorious divine hair are gone. It’s time to look good and smell more gooder! 

FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY! Under no circumstance is it acceptable to shove this product (or any portion of its contents) up your ass or in any other orifice. 


INGREDIENTS: Beeswax, Jojoba Oil, Fragrance, Mineral Oil, Vitamin E