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        SMALLEST WIENER AT THE BBQ

        Big bun. Tiny dog. Massive confidence.

        This shirt isn’t for everyone—just legends who know that size doesn’t grill greatness. Rock this at your next cookout, tailgate, deployment party, or grocery run and let the world know: you may be packin’ light, but you’re bringin’ the heat.

        • Premium 100% cotton (soft AF and made to last)
        • Athletic fit in the chest & arms, relaxed at the gut (dad-bod approved)
        • Designed for grill kings, beer champions, and alpha degenerates

        🔥 Proudly printed in the USA

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        Michael Almeida

        Shirt fucks.