Did the px barber fuck your shit up? Does it look like you got skull fucked by the green weenie? Square that trash away with some Combat Combover. You're higher than giraffe pussy if you think you'll find a better product. Two dabs of this shit and you'll be busting nuts in strippers at the cyclic rate. Slow steady squeeze a few doll hairs out your wallet and treat yourself to crayon eater pomade!