Strong Hold Pomade – Cocaine & Hookers

(12 customer reviews)

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Description

The Important Stuff: Our formula contains argan oil, which is high in antioxidants, unsaturated fatty acids, and vitamins. In fact, it contains about 7x the amount of Omega-6 than jojoba! Argan oil is great for your hair and scalp. This formula has a strong hold that will last all day long. If your hair gets messed up throughout the day, just add a little water to reactivate the hold. It’s water soluble and easily washes out in the shower. All of our pomade scents are inspired by true stories.

The Story: One sunny day, SSG Flip and his besties decided to take leave and go to Las Vegas. Amongst this group was CPL Peters, the commo nerd, who just got dumped and had never been to Vegas before. It was everybody’s goal to help Peters get laid so he could move on in life and be a happy clam again. After getting shit-faced and striking out at several bars, Flip suggested he hit up an escort service. The escort, Lizzy, showed up and Peters tried to dismiss her after a few minutes of casual conversation, but that’s not how the escort business works…

Lizzy: You have to pay me before I can leave. Minimum one hour.
Peters: How much is that?
Lizzy: It’s only $300 nowadays. I used to charge $500 before I went to prison!
Peters: What the f-
Flip: You might as well take her upstairs, champ!

At this point the whole squad made their way up to the condo to witness the madness. After Peters suited up for battle, Lizzy noticed he was a little too plastered so she offered him some blow. Before anyone could stop him he powdered his face like a Little Debbie donut. He then beat his chest like a baby gorilla, ripped his rubber off, and proceeded to raw dog Lizzy the felon. The next day…

Peters: Hi, yes, I need to schedule an appointment to get tested for STDs.
Planned Parenthood: For which ones?
Peters: All of them. I’m in Vegas and just discovered hookers.
Planned Parenthood: Oh, honey, noooooo…

What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay there. Sometimes, it ends up on a jar of pomade.

Scent Profile: Cocaine and Hookers is a scrumptious fragrance that opens with top notes of low inhibitions and poor life decisions. It has a scientifically balanced middle profile of paint and JP8 in the back of your throat. The base notes reek of narcissism and BDSM. Civilian Translation: Smells a bit like actual cocaine. To quote a customer, “it smells like the taste of the drip you get after snorting a fat line.” In other words, it smells like a good fuckin’ time! 

Barney-Style Directions:
1. Use your right index finger to scoop up fingertip amount of pomade.
2. Wipe the pomade from your finger onto your left palm.
3. Work the pomade between your palms.
4. Apply pomade to the hair on your head.
5. Comb through and style as desired or authorized.
6. Don’t be a commie.
7. Post your hairdo on Instagram and tag us (@CombatCombover).

For a stronger hold with less shine, apply to dry hair. For a bit more shine, apply to damp hair. We personally recommend applying pomade to lightly damp hair. The more you use the stronger the hold!

Ingredients: Water, Ceteareth-25, PVP, Propylene Glycol, PEG-7 Glycerol Cocoate, Polysorbate-20, Fragrance, Argan Oil, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, DMDM Hydantoin

Additional information

Weight 7.0 oz
Dimensions 2.48 × 2.48 × 2.84 in
Net Weight

4oz

12 reviews for Strong Hold Pomade – Cocaine & Hookers

  1. Kaleb S.

    So I used to use Pacino’s pomade and I liked it but once I started using combat combover, I immediately threw out all my old hair care products! Combat combover pomade has a stronger hold and has a great smell that lasts throughout the day.

  2. Zachary S.

    I love this pomade, i’ve been using this for over a month now and have zero complaints. It has strong hold all day and if my hair gets messed up you just add a little bit a water, reform your hair and it’s good to go. I also love the smell and how each sense has its own story behind it. This Pomade is a 10/10 in my books.

  3. Miguel Vasquez (verified owner)

    After using cocaine and hookers I have not stop getting compliments on my hair. Not only the look but the smell itself. I use to wear the axe pomade but tossed that to the trash and now I’m all about combat combover products!! Also combat combover comes with a story behind each product. Check out the story and have yourself a good laugh! So stop wasting time and get yourself some great pomade! #CombatCombOver #DontBeAPOG

  4. John R

    Cocaine and Hookers by far has the best scent of any pomade on the market. The pomade holds all day with a minimal amount, so it lasts longer than any other pomade I’ve purchased. I’ll never use another pomade again and will recommend to all my friends.
    #commoislazy

  5. Brittany Alperstein (verified owner)

    I bought this pomade for my fiancé for one of his anniversary presents. He had stopped doing his hair everyday like he used to. I gave him this pomade and he fell in love. He now does his hair everyday again and not to mention he smells goooood! I will never buy him another pomade. We’ve found our match!

  6. D.McCoy

    I can’t confirm or deny that I have experience with either of the names used to describe this product, seperate or combined in any form with other descriptors. What I can confirm is that this is a quality product. Cocaine n Hookers smells amazing and as a former Hooker (chinook guy) I loved the reference to hookers and jp8. If you don’t support this Vet based company your pretty much an asshole. Don’t be an asshole, you can’t spit without hitting one these days.

  7. Mike Sobey (verified owner)

    Ask yourself, “Do I really want a woman who cares about me and asks me to go to brunch with her co-workers?”

    No. The answer is no. You, like me, just want a bad bitch that’s down to do hoodrat shit and know she is gonna be heartless as fuck. You want an Ice Queen. I want an Ice Queen. We all want Ice Queens and buddy, ya ain’t getting her unless you’re rockin’ this.

    (My bench went up 55 lbs in a week from wearing this because of all the pussy I had to pry off my dic

  8. Stay Faded

    Best hair product on the market. Unless your a Commie. Just sayin, cuz MURICA. This made my hair great again.

  9. Brittany

    As a woman with extremely Curly hair, this actually worked great! And the smell is amazing! Living in Texas, we sewat… a LOT! And it held up! My hair stayed put all day long!

  10. Chris

    Honestly just bought it off amazon because the name made me laugh I didnt care if it worked or not. After using it I’m impressed, it keeps my hair in place even if I fall asleep with it in. On top of that it smells great. Gonna start using it regularly.

  11. Bullish Bill (verified owner)

    First and foremost, let me just say…Mora…Your Shit ROCKS HOMIE! Ha ha ha I went over and examined every scent possible. Being old school, I come from the era of Dax, Murray’s, and 3 flowers. That shit is hot garbage. I learned of the existence of water based pomade, tried suavecito, and was hardly impressed. Having medium textured hair that’s heavy yet still thin, and living out in Texas, I need something that’s gonna keep my hair in line. Went with Blow and Heauxs aka Cocaine and Hookers….and just like that, your boy’s stock value went all the way up. My combover pomp looks fuller and rich, and the scent that emits from me now induces whiplash and has my wife feeling some kind of way now. What can I say, nothing tops a guy who looks like a million bucks and smells like bad decisions and a great time. Combat Combover earned my business for life, and as always, it’s a huge pleasure to be able to support my veteran brethren, especially if their products are fire!

  12. Lynette D.

    So I wake up Sunday morning still drunk af with 15 min till formation knowing i have a PT test. My hair, only jesus could help or so i thought. I slap on some of this amazing pomade and in seconds bam i no longer look like stir fried ass and i smell less like a fucking distillery. So there i am in formation looking better then ever i take the PT test, kill it, and my fucking hair looks amazing all day long. So i will say this i fucking love this product lasted all drunken day and smelt great. Mora you are the shit!!!!

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