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        SCENT PROFILE: Smells like it’s time for the IRS to get fucked. Suck it, feds! Civilian Translation: a smooth classic, spicy, gentleman-type of scent. Fresh wood with a hint of citrus and other shit. 

        INGREDIENTS: Water, Ceteareth-25, PVP, Propylene Glycol, PEG-7 Glycerol Cocoate, Polysorbate-20, Fragrance, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, DMDM Hydantoin

        Customer Reviews

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        Brian K
        Great products

        I've been buying these products for a couple years now, and I think they're great. It smells good and holds all day

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        D.W.
        Enemy of the Crown

        King Charles himself said that any American wearing this pomade shall be arrested. Some tyrants never learn.

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        Anonymous
        None of those new agents can touch this

        Making another order now. I love the matte version but need this to hold me over. I mean if you aren’t busy getting shadow banned on socials or filling the sprinklers with Tannerite, at the very least you could smell like someone who is. My tax shelter is pomade, yours should be too 🤌🏼 if yours is, then this is the pomade for you. 💯

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        Reece Flaherty

        The best

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        Timothy Lopez
        Not trash

        Best pomade money can buy! No fucking joke! Love this shit!