In honor of the shit show that started in 2020 and evolved into the dumpster fire it is today, we present to you, our beloved and loyal customers, a pomade that most accurately describes your everyday mood- Fuck Around & Find Out!

Keep your combover GREAT with our original strong hold, medium shine pomade. This fresh unique scent is guaranteed to give you a furious freedom boner, the likes of which the world has never seen. Believe me!

INGREDIENTS: Water, Ceteareth-25, PVP, Propylene Glycol, PEG-7 Glycerol Cocoate, Polysorbate-20, Fragrance, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Vegetable Glycerine, DMDM Hydantoin