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        SCENT PROFILE: Smells like it’s time for the IRS to get fucked. Suck it, feds! Civilian Translation: a smooth classic, spicy, gentleman-type of scent. Fresh wood with a hint of citrus and other shit. 

        INGREDIENTS: Water, Ceteareth-25, Kaolin, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Fragrance, PVP, Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate-20, DMDM Hydantoin

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        Kevin Flaherty
        Smells Amazing!!

        My new favorite scent. Strong hold and last all day long. Best pomade ever!!

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        Matthew Aguirre
        Great product!

        What a great product! It has a great hold, and smells great on top of that!

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        Nicholas Salvadori
        I haven't received my order.

        I haven't received my order.

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        Jameson Phillips
        F your do like you want to F the IRS

        It was a long day in the heat, and my boss had said that he expected revelations from the underlings after our meeting. Low and behold, the Sheila's were rolling deep at that meeting. Aside from my natural charm and single dimple, they apparently were swooned by the overwhelming grasp over their simple olfactory nodes of this amazingly charming waft of "come get some taxation" flavors put off by this amazing pomade concocted by a dipshit grunt with a flavor for the obvious. This nonsense is amazing, and your donut holder will stand at attention by the simple mention of this giant go fuck yourself smelling crayon eater concoction devised by the genius himself. I strongly suggest that you get your "do" in check with this amazing smelling distraction from reality. My meeting was on par with the most negligible defects of humanity by the way....

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        Anonymous
        Smith

        Drill Sergeant Fitness recommended this brand so I know it will be good! Can’t wait to try!