Badass Hoodie for MEN (or moderately large women)

Description

Hard nipple season is among us, friends.  Stay warm without looking like a dipshit with your very own Combat Combover hoodie! Screen printed locally by chain smoking Americans, this hoodie will make you look 69% cooler than everyone else at the barracks party!*

50% Cotton, 50% Polyester, 100% Panty Dropper. Order yours before they’re gone!

*absurd unproven claim. Sounded kinda cool though.