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        Veterans, are you tired of beard oils that smell like a hippie’s asshole? We are, too! BEHOLD! Combat Combover’s latest contribution to mankind...

        When people ask you what your favorite beard oil scent is, the answer is simple: “your sister’s vagina!”

        Not only does our beard oil have the freshest scent on the market, it contains the highest quality ingredients! We don’t use cheap carrier oils to fill our bottles- NEVER! Our shit is the real deal! Our main ingredient is:

        Argan Oil
        The highest quality hair oil money can buy! High in antioxidants, unsaturated fatty acids, and vitamins. Contains about 7x the amount of Omega-6 than jojoba. Improves hair's elasticity and protects it from sun damage.

        Other ingredients include:

        Jojoba Oil
        Industry’s go-to hair oil. Rich in vitamins and minerals. Helps prevent hair loss and promotes thickness.

        Sweet Almond Oil
        Nourishes and strengthens your hair to prevent breaking and hair loss. High vitamin and protein content smooths out the cuticles, increasing the natural shine of your man-mane.

        Grape Seed Oil
        Naturally moisturizes and conditions hair. Promotes hair growth.

        Avocado Oil
        Rich in oleic acid and monounsaturated fats. Penetrates the hair shaft and strengthens roots. Contains Vitamin D which encourages the growth of new hair follicles.

        Tea Tree Oil
        Promotes healthy hair growth. Helps prevent itchiness and has natural antiseptic properties.

        THE TIME TO UPGRADE YOUR MAN-MANE IS NOW!

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        Matt Hamlin
        Your new Brother-in-Law

        I never knew Your Sister’s Vagina would smell so fresh on my beard! — The Ham-Lord

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        D.S.
        Love this beard oil

        I love this beard oil. Smells great. All though when telling someone I’m wearing your sisters vagina, almost got me in a fight one time was totally worth it. I would buy more

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        S.L.
        Smells amazing

        So ofcourse when I’m asked what I use cause people will ask, just saying the name can cause fun reactions. But in all seriousness, this is probably my favorite scent of oil I’ve ever had. 10/10 would recommend to everyone. Met the owners at a veterans event a while back and both company, product and people seem great. Get this stuff

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        Octavio Espinoza

        Bought it for the name and will buy again for the smell and feel. Love this stuff. My beard is about 4 inches long. Living in Texas there’s good days and bad days but with this oil my beard is always looking good. The smell is very nice and not overbearing or overwhelming. Most people who have asked laugh at the name but I have gotten plenty of compliments on my beard and the smell of the oil. 10/10 have recommended it to others.